caffeinatedrabbit: Interpretive Dance.   baby mindy :]

i come from a family of liars,

self-centered, inconsiderate fucktards.

the only good man died last week.

fuck the rest of you.

@memoirsofajeisha

IT ANNOYS THE FUCK OUT OF ME.

why oh why would you write ‘alot’? where did this come from? why do people seem to think it’s correct? i had a friend back in the myspace days who spent ages arguing with me and my father [a fucking teacher], saying that we were wrong and it was one word.

you don’t write ‘afew’ so why would you write ‘alot’?

LEARN YOUR OWN LANGUAGE YOU ‘TARDS.

things every native english speaker needs to know to get my respect:

  • they’re/there/their.
  • two/too/to.
  • a lot, not alot - oh good lord i will kill you.
  • your/you’re.
  • lose when you mean misplace, loose if something’s baggy.
  • it’s/its.

if you don’t know these things, which, by the way, you get taught in fucking primary school, you’re a retard. end of.

i’m bored. soz.

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wwiao: …and now i can’t sleep  SLENDER MAN
this is pretty much my dream come true.
http://mariuspontmercy.tumblr.com/post/3678615222

oh yes

fereuse she’s team javert… that means she wants to KILL michael ball.

although, that photo is like 100% sexy……….naaat.

DERREN BROWN SOON YAYAYAYAYAYAY.

Jamie’s been following this rule pretty strictly.

someone please stop me

from spending a fortune on make up and brushes. THANKS.