Aww! You're the most amazing, nicest follower ever!! <3

:) thankyou! you too x

nearlyheadlessnikki:

princessepeche:

faithlauraclark:

paul.

WHAT HAPPENED TO PAUL!?!?!! Hannah, Rachel and Tina look much better nowadays.

 LOLOLOLPAUL

DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I WATCHED PAUL TAKE KETAMINE? he totally can&#8217;t handle his drugz. also bradley shagged a girl i used to work with. she&#8217;ll have been around 19 at the time. PERVERT.

going on an unfollowing spree

half of you bastards are boring as shit :]

p.s. there’s one of you i want to unfollow but you literally JUST posted a ‘100 followers yay’ post and i feel guilty.

i am so sick of missing you.

i can’t wait to see you again, and hug you and kiss you and hold your hand and follow you everywhere because i am never letting you leave me again. it’s only been a week but i can’t stand it, knowing you’re so far away makes me uncomfortable. i need you to be here with me because i love you so much it hurts, and i need you in order to enjoy my days. without you, i’m just killing time till i see you again.

i don’t know how i got you because i don’t deserve you. you are, honestly, my favourite person of any i’ve ever met. there’s nothing i’d change about you - you are perfect.

i can’t wait for us to move in together and take the next step towards our future: no-one else but you & me, because we don’t need anyone else.

if we weren’t together and getting married this would confirm that i’m a scary stalker. as it is, it confirms i’m needy ahaha.

hellowatermelon replied to your post: hellowatermelon replied to your post: reading …

ewww! how does this stuff not terrify you!? i would not be sleeping for DAYS. also that woman running on the beach in coach trip keeps popping up in mny head and it still makes me howl

bahaha that woman was hilariooous.

erm some of it’s kinda gross, but the scariest thing was the book my mum gave me to read last night haha.

but as a forensic psychologist wannabe i need to get used to this shit!

hellowatermelon replied to your post: reading about serial killers & looking at crime scene photos.

i say we find out…

see i would, but they are SERIOUSLY GRAPHIC.

reading about serial killers & looking at crime scene photos.

if i posted them on tumblr how long do you think it’d take for me to get banned? LOL