everything about today is annoying.
that ikea advert with the song about kitchens is perfect. i always hang out in the kitchen at parties (insert lazy joke about me being fat here), the song is stuck in my head for 90% of the day and I would definitely tap either of the boys in it… or either of the girls for that matter.
I can’t read Rick Santorum’s name without misreading it as Sanatorium.
supercoolman replied to your post: You know those blogs where you go “urgh” and… urgh Don’t lie, you love me.
brogananneramm replied to your post: You know those blogs where you go “urgh” and… It’s probably the same reason no one talks to me. Because we don’t post enough/any pictures of ourselves in our underwear on a Tuesday… Hahahaha if I posted pictures like that, literally NO-ONE would follow me haha.
You know those blogs where you go “urgh” and scroll past every time they update? I wonder if I’m one of them for you guys and that’s why you never talk to me.
I’m really afraid to feel happy because it never lasts.– Andy Warhol (via libera-corpus)
Why would you make a belt that has no holes in it that is just so stupid