January 2011
to the person who wrote that last message,
you are hilarious. congrats haha.
and i don’t know why it’s gone all weirdly spaced. but html can suck my dick.
Anonymous asked: please give us a list of your favorite tumblrs but also include some people you know in real life because you feel like you have to
so as both jess and jamie rejected me in their...
i need two people to come to alton towers.
any takers?
oh hiya hangover.
gay clubs are bad for my soul.
fuck that shit.
well my mind has officially been made up.
i’m going out and i’m going to get so drunk i forget all about today.
Anagram of the Day
questionable-morals:
well-thats-ood:
thedankestmofo:
TO BE OR NOT TO BE: THAT IS THE QUESTION; WHETHER ‘TIS NOBLER IN THE MIND TO SUFFER THE SLINGS AND ARROWS OF OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE rearranges to:
IN ONE OF THE BARD’S BEST-THOUGHT-OF TRAGEDIES, OUR INSISTENT HERO, HAMLET, QUERIES ON TWO FRONTS ABOUT HOW LIFE TURNS ROTTEN.
HOW CAN THIS EVEN BE HAPPENING?!
seriously, how is this...
I love being a tumblr detective
with the fabulous james mclaren (L)
so much hatin in tumblr-land at the moment.
and before you ask, no its not me :/
lol
at my dashboard being filled of pictures of nathan and kelly.
copycats ;]
Look at this idiot's facebook picture. →
Fereuse: Its cool we can fail at life together. We can run away to the rocky mountains and become cattle ranchers with hilarious consequences
Me: LOL THIS SOUNDS LIKE A FEMALE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
Fereuse: LMAO LMAO WELL I DIDNT THINK I HAD TO SPECIFY THAT WE WOULDNT BE HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER BUT CLEARLY I DO AHAHAHA
Anonymous asked: your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your fat your...
Anonymous asked: go kill yourself fatty.
and if upstairs don't STFU i'm going to murder...
they started hoovering this morning at 6.45 A.FUCKING.M.
THAT IS PRACTICALLY AGAINST MY HUMAN RIGHTS.
they’ve also consistently dropped something stupendously heavy on the floor making me die inside each time.
and they’ve been hammering something for seriously about three hours.
i have a headache
and i’m all meh.
and nothing is going right today.
and i don’t know any of the millions of things i need to for my next three exams.
and i’ve fucked up, but at the same time i don’t even know if i have cause at least i was being honest?
do you think it’s okay to want more than average sometimes? to want to feel special just once?
